{"product_id":"the-mopinomicon-paperback","title":"The Mopinomicon - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBodie Satva\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***** \"The author hooks you with his incredible narration, personality, and wit... It starts with laughing - JOY!!\" - Verified Amazon Reviewer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTHE MOPINOMICON\u003cbr\u003eAn Enlightenment Manual for People Who Hate Enlightenment Manuals\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBook One in a series - with more madness on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWARNING: This book is not normal. It's a dropped lasagna made of weapons-grade spiritual intuition - and somehow, it's still the best meal you've ever had.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eForget the monk on the mountaintop. This is what happens when the universe cracks open for a depressed, divorced janitor holding a mop and blasting the Goonies soundtrack - and decides to show him everything anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Bodie Satva accidentally stumbled through the veil of reality during a routine cleaning shift, he wasn't met with gentle harps and angelic choirs. He was thrown headfirst into a cosmic clusterfuck of surreal astral pubs, chaotic interdimensional road trips, and startling truths - wisdom translated into a language only Bodie could understand. This isn't your grandma's spiritual guidebook - it's a wisdom text for the modern age, written by a guy who hopes to crack your mind open by osmosis alone, even though he's still figuring things out himself.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor readers who want their spiritual awakening served with a side of profanity - think if Douglas Adams wrote a memoir about hitting rock bottom and finding God in a stairwell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the kind of book that shoves Frankenstein and Nietzsche off the shelf and takes their spot before diving back into the depths of obscurity - a deranged self-help manual with the audacity to actually make you laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eINSIDE, YOU'LL DISCOVER: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Raw and Relatable Journey - a story that begins with severe depression and a failed marriage and unfolds into an unexpected, mind-bending spiritual awakening\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Universe as a Cosmic Joke - why life is the ultimate video game played on \"Nightmare Mode,\" and enlightenment is realizing you were in on the joke all along\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnconventional Wisdom - profound truths through the lens of absurdity, from astral gnomes to arguments with your own ego in a corporate high-rise\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Guide to Your Own Insanity (and Growth) - the big questions about suffering, interconnectedness, and the afterlife, tackled with zero pretense\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Cast of Cosmic Characters - a ten-foot-tall future version of the author named Kevin, gods and ghosts chilling in an astral bar, and Pogo, the enlightened elephant who steers a pirate ship through the cosmos\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten with a profane, fourth-wall-breaking style, The Mopinomicon is a chaotic, heartwarming, laugh-out-loud exploration of what it means to be human in a universe far weirder - and more wonderful - than you can imagine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot for the easily offended. Perfect for everyone else - those who never fit in, those who always felt there was more to life, those who want to know the secrets of the universe, those with a passing interest in janitorial work, and everyone in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***** \"It's like a modern day Fear and Loathing... take a ride, lose your mind, find it again - oh no, it was just spaghetti! 10\/10 wonderful read.\" - Verified Amazon Reviewer\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're tired of sanitized spiritual advice and ready for a guide that feels like a conversation with a hilarious, enlightened friend...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGrab your mop. Scroll up. Get your copy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 170\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.39 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 12, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67882592338010,"sku":"MS-6122-The","price":28.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0587\/6698\/3258\/files\/PgU-vtvxPf9798224986736.webp?v=1793256745","url":"https:\/\/preppypeacock.myshopify.com\/products\/the-mopinomicon-paperback","provider":"Preppy Peacock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}