{"product_id":"broadsheets-in-hell-paperback","title":"Broadsheets In Hell - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eA. W. Spence\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor centuries, Hopper has led the Department of Torturous Conditions, Hell's bureaucratic torture department. It's a thankless job, but after centuries of paperwork, staff meetings, and dreaded corporate retreats, he's sure he's found a rhythm; until one day he receives a report that contentment in Hell is rising. Apparently, conditions on twenty-second-century Earth are so bad that the damned actually find Hell enjoyable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe cause soon becomes apparent: God is missing. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorse, Hopper is the one charged with finding him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDragged onto a near-future Earth alongside an angel-in-training named Lyra, Hopper must navigate megachurch grifters, endless subscription services, and the horrifying realization that humanity has perfected torturous entropy in a way he couldn't even dream of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBroadsheets In Hell is a savage yet heartfelt satire about faith, perseverance, and the power of choice. An absolute must-read for fans of dystopian fiction and satirical takedowns of modern trends. \u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 360\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.8 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 30, 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"BooksCloud","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67893845033050,"sku":"9798233658914","price":50.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0587\/6698\/3258\/files\/i2xw0nT3RZ9798233658914.webp?v=1793318631","url":"https:\/\/preppypeacock.myshopify.com\/products\/broadsheets-in-hell-paperback","provider":"Preppy Peacock","version":"1.0","type":"link"}